- baby: A-a
- mom: Apple? Say apple.
- baby: *jumps*
probably how the circle of magi was created
- some king: you have ten seconds to think of a way of containment that's never been used before
- templar: we lock all the mages in a tower and don't let them out ever and if they do get loose we send our team of brainwashed drug addicts to kill them
- mage: what the fuck
- templar: op gave me ten seconds